It's a shame that we didn't have a game like stra.tegery in my day. We could've won our battles in 7 days instead of 33 and taken over the world 1,000 times over!
Every night, all of us in my colony play stra.tegery before we sleep. We're getting better everyday. It's only a matter of time before even shoes won't stop us...
Since we started playing stra.tegery, we've increased our success rate by 35.59897%. Half of the galaxy's ours already and the other half's surrendering as we speak!
Ever since I was a little box in the box factory, I've dreamed of taking over the world. Playing stra.tegery has brought me one step closer. Victory can't be far away!
